Quarantinewhile... "Citizen Kane" Isn't Perfect, But "In & Of Itself" Is

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

8 dögum síðan

Quarantinewhile... Stephen and Evie Colbert don't like to brag, but there's a lot for the executive producers of "In & Of Itself" to be proud of, including the film's perfect rating on Rotten Tomatoes. #Colbert #Meanwhile #Quarantinewhile
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G.T. G.T.
G.T. G.T. 21 klukkustund síðan
Burning Man is a white privilege Joke.
Cpt.Flatspot
Cpt.Flatspot Degi Síðan síðan
But no mention of this new woman with beard emoji: 🧔‍♀️….🤔
theInvisiblecarrot
theInvisiblecarrot 2 dögum síðan
But sometimes, just sometimes
Greg Roth
Greg Roth 2 dögum síðan
It's obvious that the lead in to these segments involves a lot of writer effort. I can objectively appreciate that effort, but the extensively drawn out absurd metaphors for "coming up with things to talk about" are really not enjoyable to me. They aren't offensive, but I get no enjoyment from them. Maybe cut them back.
mayoite160
mayoite160 3 dögum síðan
i actually prefer quarantinewhile without jon batiste. his segments can be added to the monologue instead
kennethknaszak
kennethknaszak 3 dögum síðan
Losing millions wo Trump in office, and also the most hated talk show host in history! Not funny whatsoever
Elisabeth TenBrink Kelley
Elisabeth TenBrink Kelley 4 dögum síðan
I honestly wasn't expecting my dislike of Citizen Kane to be /that/ unpopular of an opinion.
Lord of Electrons
Lord of Electrons 4 dögum síðan
Burning Man normal is vastly preferred over Trump "normal" if that word even applies.
Adam Calaitzis
Adam Calaitzis 4 dögum síðan
i would LOVE to work on this show, so much awesome
Enckidoo Falling
Enckidoo Falling 5 dögum síðan
Who was the bad review by Randolph Hearst?
Sasha Carroll
Sasha Carroll 5 dögum síðan
I gotta be honest, I don't think anyone's gonna wanna drink if you get the Pfizer vaccine, you're already shitting your pants ...
SixColors
SixColors 5 dögum síðan
3:06 It's more common and far older than you realize. ispost.info/flow/pK18rmOmiKjUsJ0/v-deo.html
Narlyskillz Dos Adar
Narlyskillz Dos Adar 5 dögum síðan
You made me laugh so 👍🏽
Steve G
Steve G 5 dögum síðan
That guy in the studio has the best laugh, we know you're talking straight to him, SC!
Eleonora Gioia
Eleonora Gioia 5 dögum síðan
The day I will fully understand these intro, I guess I can apply for US citizenship! 😆
Ja M0
Ja M0 5 dögum síðan
Rotten tomatoes is very rotten how dare they try to cancel Citizen Kane
Kyrie
Kyrie 5 dögum síðan
Burning man ended a long time ago, it's just rich kids and creeps being as self centered as possible
Katherine Turney
Katherine Turney 5 dögum síðan
After all this monkey-type testing, I suddenly feel the need for a Rhesus Peanut Butter Cup.
Heidi Melcarek
Heidi Melcarek 6 dögum síðan
3:05 - Huh, that doesn't make any sense at all. Alcohol kills viruses. Why would anyone give a shit what effect it has on some RNA crap that's injected?
ArtistaFrustrado - KFP Night Shift
ArtistaFrustrado - KFP Night Shift 6 dögum síðan
ok under which Law and/or Standard Taco Bell has ever been considered "meat"?! "Food" was already stretching it
RubelliteFae
RubelliteFae 6 dögum síðan
No, I'm not excited for new emoji. There's already too many two of the three they are adding already exist: 😵 (but not on iOS) & 😩💨 Haven't you done enough damage Apple? In Japan 👷‍♂️ meant "Under Construction, we apologize for the mess," (which is why it used to be bowing and ungendered), but you saw it and said, "Hey, there's already construction worker and cop, let's add a bunch more useless jobs so it takes longer for people to find useful emoji!" 🙏 means "sorry" or "pleeeeeease" not "I'm praying for you." And 💩 means "good luck" or "I'm cheering you on"... but also poop.
Avon Pendragon
Avon Pendragon 6 dögum síðan
2:09 - There's a reason why TACO spelled backwards says Oh CAT
Panda Bear
Panda Bear 6 dögum síðan
Deep State illuminati Cabal Reptilian Stephen show you know the deep state puppet guy.
Chris Bredesen
Chris Bredesen 6 dögum síðan
Even the writers have bad days sometimes.
Kaaren Allyn
Kaaren Allyn 6 dögum síðan
I adore 💗 Stephen Colbert & his brilliant monologues. But: I’m so disgusted by these moronic you tube ad inserts I can’t stand being on anymore. 🚫
Roman00
Roman00 6 dögum síðan
ramshackle racoon speakeasy xDD
Giuseppe LoGiurato
Giuseppe LoGiurato 6 dögum síðan
Um... "Citizen Cane" has ALWAYS been boring and unenjoyable (similar in crowd-appeal to "Grapes of Wrath", that is, NO ONE ACTUALLY ENJOYS IT ANYMORE)... Spoiler alert: "ROSEBUD IS THE SLED", and the protagonist is so disgusting and disagreeable that you're glad he dies in the end... (I'd rather watch "Dead Poets Society", and I HATE that movie too!)
Lady Kennie Frog
Lady Kennie Frog 6 dögum síðan
"Get a wiff of that." I cringed so hard.
Peter Stathis
Peter Stathis 6 dögum síðan
Does anyone else skip past the super-long intro on these quarantinewhile bits? Make with the jokes, funnyman!
DancingCloud Lew
DancingCloud Lew 6 dögum síðan
I'm obsessed with Colbert's intelligence and humor.
phantom 7 cross rose
phantom 7 cross rose 6 dögum síðan
Citizen Kane devie, what are you a hundred?😇
Douglas Dunton
Douglas Dunton 6 dögum síðan
c ancelled should have 2 lls, not one. I really dislike Microsoft "spellcheck". It erases so much unique culture. Stilll (I'll add the "extra l" here), Stephen is always fabulous!!
Richard Thompson
Richard Thompson 6 dögum síðan
So the Hearsts bought out Rotten Tomatoes?
badbiker666
badbiker666 6 dögum síðan
Slim Jims expire? Oh oh.
Mr.Tinfoilman LIVE
Mr.Tinfoilman LIVE 6 dögum síðan
I see some people accidentally hit the dislike button. That's okay. Just a happy little accident.
Angel Divine
Angel Divine 6 dögum síðan
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Ethan Kindle
Ethan Kindle 6 dögum síðan
He missed the joke opportunity that Apple released the update on 4/20
Howland Owlle
Howland Owlle 6 dögum síðan
. "Slipped" on Rotten Tomatoes? . Huh.
Sally Skellington
Sally Skellington 6 dögum síðan
The best movie I ever saw was with Vincent Price and ?? Arghh forgot his name right at the moment. They did Edgar Allen Poes epic, dueling wizards, so Awesome!!!! Black and White and so damn Cool!!!!!
Michele Godlevski
Michele Godlevski 6 dögum síðan
Still LMAO at Quaratinewhiles....thanks for helping us get through a global pandemic with laughter...your medicine is right up there with the vaccine!
Rick Brosky
Rick Brosky 6 dögum síðan
WORST show ever. Cancell this crap
coreyinprogress
coreyinprogress 6 dögum síðan
Burning man actually has some pretty amazing healthcare services. Lots of medical personnel volunteer their time.
james eaton
james eaton 6 dögum síðan
Joe understanding like Stephens is that Joe wants to build trains as fast as planes. Great plan...I know Joe realized we are still traveling across country in a covered wagon.
Elmer Fudd
Elmer Fudd 6 dögum síðan
Shouldn’t it be 200 enter......... 100 go in?
Sarswati Singh
Sarswati Singh 6 dögum síðan
I hope his convoluted metaphor writer gets paid alot
Jay Taffer
Jay Taffer 6 dögum síðan
In and of Itself is pretty stupid and cheesy BTW
james eaton
james eaton 6 dögum síðan
11 million viewers watch Joe.. barely a bad sitcom viewershiper numbers... where were all the voter's... sorry Stephen had 300 viewers
Hopeful Hyena
Hopeful Hyena 6 dögum síðan
What's funny is that if you read the negative review on Kane, the reviewer basically gave it a bad score cause it wasn't "simple enough". Ok.
EastSider
EastSider 6 dögum síðan
“Testing their own meat alternative”? Is that what we’re calling it these days?
GildaLee27
GildaLee27 6 dögum síðan
Alright. It's abundantly obvious there are Burners on Colbert's writing staff.
Dean DuPont
Dean DuPont 6 dögum síðan
It's sad Burning Man is cancelled. I mean, think of all the trust fund babies and art students we could have removed from the gene pool if it had been held! 😈
jesusramos1900
jesusramos1900 6 dögum síðan
I drink heavily. Dammit I'm screwed
Victor Akandu
Victor Akandu 6 dögum síðan
Mystery speech! But definitely from nether regions.
Psiberzerker
Psiberzerker 6 dögum síðan
Okay, Burning Man isn't canceled because of the Environment? I mean, I love a great party as much as the next guyl, but do we really need to be trucking our own water, fire-wood, and an effigy out to a dry lakebed right now?
Ryan "Ducky" Georgieff
Ryan "Ducky" Georgieff 6 dögum síðan
I thought that Taco Bell used raccoons?
Sheila Lopez
Sheila Lopez 6 dögum síðan
I already eat only cheese tacos. My family laughs at me (I'm Hispanic you know). What do you people want from meeee? What, they're here for me. Why are they all wearing white coats? Are they doctors? Oh good 'cause I have a pain in the​...Wait the arms on this jacket are too long.
Mohammed Ali
Mohammed Ali 6 dögum síðan
Where’s burning women festival??? Why are men denied watching a women burn??? Sun af erm bitch.
Charles Bronson
Charles Bronson 6 dögum síðan
I had an opening. Maybe not that good but you can have it Stephen. Here goes: "Folks, right over there I bring you the perfectly selected, filled out & printed multi-billion dollar lottery ticket that is my monologue but sometimes. Just sometimes. I like to creep around the local gas station parking lot on the rough side of town in smelly, torn drifter clothes so i can sift through waste cans overstuffed with old energy drink cans, discarded diabetic needles, used baby diapers, hygene product & dirty squeegee water paper towels looking for discarded tickets stuck to the goo at the bottom. Maybe check the sticky bathroom stall floor that has bits of toilet paper that has colors of human fluid that make me question what humanity is made of; or dumpster dive out back & fight a few stray cats in order to gather up whatever has been hastily left behind so i can sit down on an old milk crate, check every grungy balled up crumple looking for the half scratched winning one dollar lottery ticket that is my segment... Quarantinewhile!" 😀
Anna Robin Hogendoorn Streef
Anna Robin Hogendoorn Streef 6 dögum síðan
Anyone find themselves tuning out of the intro more and more? Don't get me wrong, stil love it, I just tune out more and more
EM P
EM P 6 dögum síðan
Ha ha that's a pretty good intro. I got in trouble for doing the same.
Aaron
Aaron 6 dögum síðan
❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
D SC
D SC 6 dögum síðan
Just a thorough 200 went in 100 went into .
Charles Bronson
Charles Bronson 6 dögum síðan
TACO BELL "MEAT SLAM!!!" C'MON Colbert I was waiting for that soundbite. 😂😂😂
brachypelmasmith
brachypelmasmith 6 dögum síðan
i just love this format with everyone giggling behind the camera
godless yuri fan
godless yuri fan 6 dögum síðan
4:17 Wait, did he just tell me to kiss his sled?
Charles Hermetix
Charles Hermetix 6 dögum síðan
Goop Paltrow would totally say that vagina thing lol
J-Man
J-Man 6 dögum síðan
Who writes those intro's? Write a crime drama or something good.
Orlando Henriquez
Orlando Henriquez 6 dögum síðan
How could you read all those words without even breathing...each day I wait for quarantinewhile and I bet to myself..."...This is the day he'll suffocate..." and I always loose
Devon
Devon 6 dögum síðan
Don't wish that on our national treasure
inkooh8
inkooh8 6 dögum síðan
1:19 Orgy Dome: 200 people enter 220 people leave.
Ross Parlette
Ross Parlette 6 dögum síðan
Spoiler alert!
Chris Churchill
Chris Churchill 6 dögum síðan
I love Colbert but that movie is 100% BULLSH*T.
valar
valar 6 dögum síðan
An orgy dome? Damn.
Dan P
Dan P 6 dögum síðan
So Rosebud was his... butt? I had it wrong all this time!
argonsfolley
argonsfolley 6 dögum síðan
I'm always saying Stephen's monologue is a bespoke Frank Lloyd Wright luxury birdhouse. Nobody seems to understand what I'm talking about, but now I finally know... Stephen gets it.
David Ballard
David Ballard 6 dögum síðan
Can we give Jon his own segment? I only put this on because Jon is usually in these segments.
itstherevolution
itstherevolution 6 dögum síðan
Lol holy shit, Stephen was hitting nothing but net on this live show!
Mike B
Mike B 6 dögum síðan
Great so Taco Bell is doing a meat alternative involving chickpeas... so now people are going fart after eating their 'food'.... wait a minute...
D.
D. 6 dögum síðan
"In and Of Itself" was incredible. Highly recommend!
That_Pixie_Witch
That_Pixie_Witch 6 dögum síðan
Damn. This was to be my first Burning Man. 🤨😢
Col William NOYDB
Col William NOYDB 6 dögum síðan
In a few years, this show will no longer be on here due to the cry baby cancel culture.
Col William NOYDB
Col William NOYDB 6 dögum síðan
I flew into Reno airport to drive into Oregon to see my parents. All these Losers were on the plane, and when we landed everywhere. My wife instantly noticed them as dirt hippies. The reak of Patchouli was everywhere. Maybe when it first started out it might have been cool. But every loser ISpostr and instagram and others have made it so commercialized that it's most likely a joke.
Cancun771
Cancun771 6 dögum síðan
I would eat that Taco.
Lori Yost
Lori Yost 6 dögum síðan
What part of Burning Man was normal? So heavy drinkers don't respond well to the VAX? That's okay- they're so afraid of having little pr1cks they won't get the VAX anyway.
alrighty ru
alrighty ru 6 dögum síðan
..AND?? THAT WAS ME! It's perfectly normal and Burning Man was better last year. XXX All the Burners of the world )*(
Sally Bowles
Sally Bowles 6 dögum síðan
This episode is particularly brilliant
Chris Barnett
Chris Barnett 6 dögum síðan
Stephen said calliope
Mark G
Mark G 6 dögum síðan
I think I’ll take him down a notch with the help of Reddit
Ellis Jones
Ellis Jones 6 dögum síðan
Sorry but I kinda like Taco Bell, High AF in a bell is a great gourmet experience
Ellis Jones
Ellis Jones 6 dögum síðan
On the same topic, Wouldn't have been nice if it turned out the vaccine for Covid19 was weed?
Lili Von Shtup
Lili Von Shtup 6 dögum síðan
Yes, Taco Bell has a combination test kitchen/ restroom for the convenience of the testers.
Queer Cripple
Queer Cripple 6 dögum síðan
You can tell, by the smell, that they ate at Taco Bell 🤣
Angelo Fajardo
Angelo Fajardo 6 dögum síðan
idk how but yesterday i completely preempted stephen doing today's monologue about woodworking.
DSAK55
DSAK55 6 dögum síðan
Google "rosebud"
John Burnside
John Burnside 6 dögum síðan
You don't have a rosebud, Stephen.
TheMercilessEye
TheMercilessEye 6 dögum síðan
Excuse me... Citizen Kane is a movie based on the life of the F-wit originally responsible for making cannabis illegal in this country, in the first place: William Randolph Hearst. This creature is responsible for an ocean of suffering in this country, as a direct result of his early 20th-century public propaganda campaign against cannabis. Should we therefore discard one of Orson Welles' greatest works? In a word -- yes. No matter how you dress him up, Hearst was still a jerk oligarch. Any movie enshrining his life isn't worth anyone's time, except perhaps as a case-study.
Sindollx666x
Sindollx666x 6 dögum síðan
There's medical tents all over burning man's, black rock city (BRC) And if it's the person in serious need emergency medical attention besides what can be provided there, there's an international airport at BRC so they can be airlifted out just as easily. Feathers are banned, occasionally they still make it in but they are heavily frowned upon. Real burners will be very unhappy if someone's wearing feathers and tell them why, because they fall off and shed too easily creating moop (stuff that falls off of people), and it's a leave no Trace event, you take out what you bring in + if you can, if you make any Trash you take it with you. Yes there is an orgy dome but you don't have to participate in it there's stuff for every kind of person there that you can possibly think of (and stuff that will have you asking, is this real life) but you only have to participate in what you want to participate in. There's also an outdoor roller disco, there is the French Quarter, the Thunderdome , there is a kid Village - a place for families to be we're only family-friendly events are held. You might find a phone booth where you can go in it and talk to God, I did. He had great words of wisdom for me. There's so many different things it's bananas. There's an arcade, there are tons of bars and clubs, drugs are actually not really permitted, that's not to say they don't make it in there. There are police walking around patrolling the whole thing, I've even seen SWAT guys there. There's literally any and everything there and all kinds of people from all walks of life from all over the world.
CloudsGirl7
CloudsGirl7 6 dögum síðan
Yeah, because the first and most pandemic-safe thing we need is an orgy... Get a life, "Burning Man" nutters.
Augmuse
Augmuse 6 dögum síðan
Love Citizen Kane.
Beverly Develde
Beverly Develde 6 dögum síðan
No Due Do!!! Hee hee ha ha ha
Beverly Develde
Beverly Develde 6 dögum síðan
You said Do Due.... ha ha wahoo
malachi raphael
malachi raphael 6 dögum síðan
I love this part
Ananth Kumar Gonibeed
Ananth Kumar Gonibeed 6 dögum síðan
As you say Stephen, I sense everyone returning slowly to normalcy. It's a great feeling.
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