John Oliver Takes The Colbert Questionert

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Can Stephen Colbert penetrate the mind and soul of John Oliver and find out his true character? He can with his 15-question quiz in this edition of The Colbert Questionert! #Colbert #JohnOliver #TheColbertQuestionert
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TomBarry AntiK
TomBarry AntiK 3 mínútum síðan
Bring Trump on your show, Colbert
Joseph Rollwagen
Joseph Rollwagen 45 mínútum síðan
Cut the apple in half, remove the core, fill the void (both in your soul and where the apple core once was) with peanut butter. Never dip it. You're welcome.
Jonny Gertmunger
Jonny Gertmunger Klukkustund síðan
wow - 2 of the filthiest trash on Earth
Julie Cornewell
Julie Cornewell Klukkustund síðan
Wtf is a pangolin? Googles it Oh am anteater! lol
Marty Hughley
Marty Hughley Klukkustund síðan
Many years ago I wrote an essay about "My Dinner With Andre" as my favorite action movie. Those character-arc expectations blow up real good!
Squawkleo 3 klukkustundum síðan
Hyper masculine aggressiveness, says he wearing a bloody fleece vest. 😊
Darth Knightwing Phoenix
Darth Knightwing Phoenix 3 klukkustundum síðan
6:05 captions say "I can't believe how little President Bush you have in things here." I mean, it's still technically correct, but... President Bush and peanut butter are not two things that I would normally conflate with each other.
home hm
home hm 4 klukkustundum síðan
APPLES ? look who you ask .LOL WHAT HAPPENS when we die ? don't you have to be alive first ?
Loretta Morro
Loretta Morro 5 klukkustundum síðan
I just love these two!
N Michelle
N Michelle 5 klukkustundum síðan
Jon Oliver is getting hotter with age
Smokey Mafia
Smokey Mafia 5 klukkustundum síðan
You’re talentless Colbert ...the truth will be revealed
mirahsan2 6 klukkustundum síðan
Captain America and Captain England LOL
jsbmx 7 klukkustundum síðan
I picked 42 also. Weird how that works
Celeste Cloutier
Celeste Cloutier 7 klukkustundum síðan
Me and John both said 42!
Jay Jones
Jay Jones 7 klukkustundum síðan
Chicken salad+BLT is my favorite sandwich. Parisian Deli on the Upper West Side in New York or Lenwich sandwich place. I want to try that WaWa BLT now though!
Pat 8 klukkustundum síðan
I think you should cut the number of questions
Christopher Maunder
Christopher Maunder 8 klukkustundum síðan
You should not put peanut butter on an apple.
Aella Lee
Aella Lee 8 klukkustundum síðan
Ummm...a lot of stuff I read (valid sources) have said that they think this pandemic was caused by pangolin trafficking. That they got covid from bats and humans got it from pangolins... Also, the action movie question, really telling about what their countries of origin are.
Googlelee Goo
Googlelee Goo 8 klukkustundum síðan
Eleven minutes and change of my life that I will never be able to get back. And these two do more than that every day.
Alan S
Alan S 8 klukkustundum síðan
The scariest animal is a mandrill.
Victor Flores
Victor Flores 9 klukkustundum síðan
In the CC they wrote "you can put president bush on an apple"
From My Perspective
From My Perspective 9 klukkustundum síðan
Peanut Butter on apples, absolutely, 100% yes.
Denise Stinnett
Denise Stinnett 10 klukkustundum síðan
John Oliver and I share the love of BLT! Knew I loved that guy 😘
LeChina James
LeChina James 11 klukkustundum síðan
Lame comedians trying to be funny
A. Taylor
A. Taylor 12 klukkustundum síðan
Oliver, sweetie, Philly has appreciated Wawa's for generations b4 you :D
Jill Hurley
Jill Hurley 14 klukkustundum síðan
John likes Wawa! YESSS!!
Envy Fino
Envy Fino 14 klukkustundum síðan
Hey! Where is Kimmel?
EpsilonGoods 14 klukkustundum síðan
I legitimately don't understand what I am seeing anymore.
Priya Jose
Priya Jose 14 klukkustundum síðan
Oh man, so glad to hear someone else talk about the amount of peanut in a the US. One of my first observations.
Jay Weekes
Jay Weekes 15 klukkustundum síðan
Tom G
Tom G 15 klukkustundum síðan
the Wawa thing - man I have so much respect for John’s wife’s excellent taste
sod off
sod off 16 klukkustundum síðan
"I'll take the chair" when discussing death. Not what you were going for, John. YNWA!
Claiming Light
Claiming Light 16 klukkustundum síðan
42 was the correct answer. Colbert just didn't know it.
Renald Glar
Renald Glar 17 klukkustundum síðan
8.5 million people subscribe to John Oliver, a guy whom wonders why his wife thinks he’s gay. Lmao, it’s amazing.
bjkactivities 17 klukkustundum síðan
Just think what will happen when americans find out about Calve Peanut butter. That will completely take over the country.
Lighten Up
Lighten Up 18 klukkustundum síðan
Astrit 18 klukkustundum síðan
imagine if they made a podcast together...
PGK 19 klukkustundum síðan
My favorites togethe!r is almost more than I can stand! I admire them almost as much as my husband. Mwah!!
Pumpkin Jay
Pumpkin Jay 20 klukkustundum síðan
I’d love a Red Robin BLTA that’s on a croissant. I’ve been in the US for more than a decade and I’m married to an American... and I still don’t get the love for peanut butter.
Andreas Brummer
Andreas Brummer 20 klukkustundum síðan
I love their way of talking to each other!!
Natalie Goyarzu
Natalie Goyarzu 21 klukkustund síðan
This was just such a surprisingly lovely bit. Thank you!
jesusyoupick Degi Síðan síðan
I only want to watch these two talk to each other for the rest of my life
Kelly Tourigny
Kelly Tourigny Degi Síðan síðan
Concidering nothing after death right now as I am fighting severe depo after a year of zero human contact was THE WORST TIMED depressing question I HAVE EVER HEARD on a show that it supposed to lift comedian turned corporate clown!!
Michael Frawley
Michael Frawley Degi Síðan síðan
Never have I put apple on a sandwich ...but I put pineapple on pizza
FAB4 23 klukkustundum síðan
You have excellent taste. (─‿─)
Michael Frawley
Michael Frawley Degi Síðan síðan
What should I give up...everything I owned before Covid
Fred Birkhoff
Fred Birkhoff Degi Síðan síðan
this was kinda lame tbh
Michael Frawley
Michael Frawley Degi Síðan síðan
Ham and cheese and mustard on sourdough
Michael Frawley
Michael Frawley Degi Síðan síðan
I’ve seen his brain and it might be 7”
kathleen horan
kathleen horan Degi Síðan síðan
"Ashes to Ashes, David Bowie. If you get tired of that song, it's your fault." 🏆
Norina Szander
Norina Szander 18 klukkustundum síðan
Oscar Pop
Oscar Pop Degi Síðan síðan
Holy shit it’s like cancer and aids super crossover exciteorama
prit twist
prit twist Degi Síðan síðan
I mean, I like this; it's funny, so I've watched all 690x it came up in my feed. But I'm feeling a bit stalked by this specific video. So I am starting to think *this* is what happens when I die
Sloppy Joe
Sloppy Joe Degi Síðan síðan
Bullet ants
avienus Degi Síðan síðan
Colbert and Oliver, the perfect Yaoi couple!
Patrick Manion
Patrick Manion Degi Síðan síðan
Although Dibble is indeed a quintessentially English name, and an excellent name for a footballer (a soccer player, in American), the USA sports world does have one of its very own: Cincinnati Reds' Rob Dibble!
carlos i lizarraga
carlos i lizarraga Degi Síðan síðan
Best one yet” 🥃 life
Diego Andreu
Diego Andreu Degi Síðan síðan
boring. remember when stephen was funny back in the day? now he's all political theatre
Dariah Williams
Dariah Williams Degi Síðan síðan
The subtitles say "You can put President Bush on an apple, but should you?"
FAB4 22 klukkustundum síðan
Definitely not. He’d stick to the roof of your mouth. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Scott Paterson
Scott Paterson Degi Síðan síðan
Soooooooooo, anyone else notice that the Closed Captioning changed 'Peanut Butter' to "President Bush'? "Yeah, you CAN put President Bush on an apple... Should you?"
FAB4 22 klukkustundum síðan
He’d probably stick to the roof of your mouth. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
june2420111 Degi Síðan síðan
oh but Pangolins are SO CUTE! why the pangolin hate John Oliver? they are on the brink of extinction because the Chinese keep buying them illegally for their scales :( I hope that at least the fact the mentioned them raises awareness about this problem.
Abigail Klein
Abigail Klein Degi Síðan síðan
Closed captioning says ‘President Bush’ in place of ‘Peanut Butter’ and I ended up rewatching that 15 second part three times in case I missed something
Megan Gee
Megan Gee Degi Síðan síðan
Bro the answer is always 42.
Emily Rose
Emily Rose Degi Síðan síðan
stephen relegating wawa to "gas station food" is probably the worst thing hes said all year. Roadside food? You know how many wawas are in my town? at least 5! probably more they're always building them.
Nigel Wolf
Nigel Wolf Degi Síðan síðan
Pure garbage. Who watches this crap?
FAB4 22 klukkustundum síðan
Apparently, you. ¬‿¬
Mark Beech
Mark Beech Degi Síðan síðan
I said Ashes To Ashes by Bowie just before John did. Just saying like :D
Lucy Keller
Lucy Keller Degi Síðan síðan
The name Andy Dibble is so amazing. I think you broke him though. Poor guy. Living his whole life with a name that should be a character in a Charles Dickens novel, comic book, and / or Harry Potter's new buddy....he had a small ray of hope when he sees a kid watching practice and BOOM, I don't want your autograph.....ouch John Oliver....
Cheri Degi Síðan síðan
John has such a quick wit
Drew Ciccotelli
Drew Ciccotelli Degi Síðan síðan
South Park literally said the last outbreak was caused by Randy Marsh banging a pangolin.
Kris Frederick
Kris Frederick Degi Síðan síðan
I literally answered the last question verbatim...
Coen A
Coen A Degi Síðan síðan
1) Ice cream sandwich. 2) Every charger for every past electronic device I’ve had. 3) Humans. 4) Apples, with peanut butter or Nutella. 5) No. 6) People are sad for a little while, then they all die too. 7) “Deadpool”. 8) Mac n cheese. 9) least 10) Flat. 11) Silence 12) 13. 13) Better than already being dead. I’m ready to be psychoanalyzed.
Ivy B
Ivy B Degi Síðan síðan
I literally thought the number 42 before Oliver said it.
Steve Throop
Steve Throop Degi Síðan síðan
42 ... best answer
FumbleWahnka Degi Síðan síðan
My dinner with Andre is phenomenal.
Daren Sweeney
Daren Sweeney Degi Síðan síðan
Yes, the R's are worse, but if you don't mention some D corruption, you just look like a partisan hack.
FAB4 22 klukkustundum síðan
It’s hard to compare one party that has some serious flaws, to another party that supports a psychopathic cult leader and his attempts to undermine the country’s democracy.
David Sheehan
David Sheehan Degi Síðan síðan
WRONG! The best sandwich is any one that you dip into an au jus or a pho!
Michael Winrow
Michael Winrow Degi Síðan síðan
Excellent song choice sir!
kirk Shotton
kirk Shotton Degi Síðan síðan
Michele Hardiman
Michele Hardiman Degi Síðan síðan
Shout out to WAWA and The Grateful Dead in one clip!!! Both are near and dear to my heart!!! 🥰❤
Chris Preston
Chris Preston Degi Síðan síðan
How is Dunkirk not every Brit's favorite action movie? I almost got a Union Jack tattooed over my heart after walking out of that theater
Patrick Kearns
Patrick Kearns Degi Síðan síðan
Everytime they say "peanut butter" the auto-captions say "President Bush" lmaoo
jadeandrea Degi Síðan síðan
i already adore john oliver more than anyone else in my life and then he chooses a bowie's true. he is the best.
diemusik Degi Síðan síðan
This was delightful
Forrest McMellon
Forrest McMellon Degi Síðan síðan
I was thinking of 42.
Justo Alejandro Gonzalez
Justo Alejandro Gonzalez Degi Síðan síðan
That tribute to Douglas Adams! 42!
Marketa Malcekova
Marketa Malcekova Degi Síðan síðan
42, the answer to everything 😂
AlexRN Degi Síðan síðan
THe chemistry between these two is something you cannot fake or rehearse. I'll never grow tired of seeing them interact. Hell, I'd watch them queue for coffee. EDIT: scratch that, I'd pay pay-per-view money to be able to witness that couples dinner between Colbert and Oliver.
sandman Degi Síðan síðan
666 is the only number these pedos love
FAB4 22 klukkustundum síðan
Must be Matt Gaetz favorite.
Felipe Chalreo
Felipe Chalreo Degi Síðan síðan
42 is the nerdiest answer ever 🤓
goearthpeople Wynn
goearthpeople Wynn Degi Síðan síðan
One of them is
Carilyn LaShelle
Carilyn LaShelle Degi Síðan síðan
He had me at Creosote. Lost me at NO Die Hard With a Vengeance?! C'mon, Man. I can't wait for the Apple Bong. The iBong. Ok. I'm a little high. Where's the peanut butter?
Robert Kent
Robert Kent Degi Síðan síðan
Bowie I thought of him also but different song.
Deeky Evans
Deeky Evans Degi Síðan síðan
Those are great questions
Adam Degi Síðan síðan
Did you know that exponentially more blacks die from a black hand with a gun or knife than a white hand? Did you know that police kill more whites than blacks? Did you know that it is demoKKKrats that continually need blacks in poverty chains to maintain their black voter base? Did you know that KKK was an armed legion of demoKKKrat party? Did you know that demoKKKrats were the slave owners before 1860 and after? Did you know that Joe Biden is the career racist who authored the Crime Bill that TARGETED blacks? Did you know that Hyena Harris advanced her career by disproportionally prosecuting blacks as easy prey because they could not afford private defense?
Bart M
Bart M Degi Síðan síðan
Diego Sanchez
Diego Sanchez Degi Síðan síðan
"what number am I thinking of?" "42" John tried to outnerd Stephen.
Yair Ratner
Yair Ratner Degi Síðan síðan
5:33 Stephen: "Peanut Butter" Subtitles: "President Bush" Those are some high-quality captions.
Bruno Weight
Bruno Weight Degi Síðan síðan
You guys both need to get educated about covid-19 as well as the different types of vaccines. Start off by reading the 70 page document out of Johns Hopkins University titled SPARS pandemic 2025 2028!! If you just change those dates to 20 20 20 23 you actually have a Playbook a war plan a blueprint of what's exactly going on right now.. so I guess Johns Hopkins University they're a bunch of Psychics over there or they have a huge crystal ball because it's 70 page document was written in 2017 yet it reads like a script for what's going on right now and I encourage you to Knuckleheads to read the part about the vaccine I find that part really fascinating...
tefa yambaye
tefa yambaye Degi Síðan síðan
In the peanut butter on apple segment, we and John were literally thinking the same thing! 😅 “That’s the most American thing ever” and “ you can put peanut butter on an apple but should you?”
Christina Reyes
Christina Reyes Degi Síðan síðan
Lol what an amazing driver lmao
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