It's Been 100 Days And Joe Biden Still Doesn't Have A Cat

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Ummæli
Runner Phile
Runner Phile 3 klukkustundum síðan
😂😂😂
Reuben Yancey
Reuben Yancey 6 klukkustundum síðan
I got sick of Biden immediately.
Sini Cide
Sini Cide 9 klukkustundum síðan
If he doesn't get a cat then I'm not voting for him! So many lies. It's just not acceptable for the POTUS to lie. 😂 Sadly..it's a joke but it also isn't
macarrony jim
macarrony jim 10 klukkustundum síðan
I aint a Republican but the msm is straight up trash
K R
K R 16 klukkustundum síðan
Joe, the Lord detests murderers and deceivers. Repent now.
SAM WALKER
SAM WALKER 19 klukkustundum síðan
What about the first BIRD? "I tot I taw a Puddy Tat! I DID, I DID, i TAW A PUDDY TAT!" - Tweety Bird (for President). Furthermore ...
Christian G
Christian G 22 klukkustundum síðan
You forgot to mention the parts like the enormous boarder crisis going on, or how he is is forcing Americans to pay taxes that fund abortion up to 9 months of pregnancy, or how he allows men to walk into a woman’s bathroom just because they “identify” as woman, or how only 12% of that 1.9 trillion dollar stimulus actually went to the American people and got absolutely no GOP support and only passed by one vote bc the majority of the senate is democrats. Or how about the fact that Joe Biden doesn’t even know where he’s at and has to read a teleprompter every time he addresses the nation, I could go on and on Joe Biden is a terrible president and everybody knows it, people who say otherwise are just pretending that he is
Maxim Popov
Maxim Popov Degi Síðan síðan
Peace Love and Democracy 💙💙💙
Maxim Popov
Maxim Popov Degi Síðan síðan
Pure Genius 💙 Joe Rocks 💙
D.W. Read
D.W. Read Degi Síðan síðan
The clip cut out too soon. What was the headline that followed?
Alfred E
Alfred E Degi Síðan síðan
Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) - a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers. Can you say devastation?
Ryan
Ryan Degi Síðan síðan
This is the biggest scandal to hit Washington in decades, but you won’t hear the deep state communist socialist antifa democrats say anything about it
Crab Chips & Strawberry Soda
Crab Chips & Strawberry Soda Degi Síðan síðan
Joe Biden says anyone making less than 400k won’t pay a penny in taxes ❌ This guy makes trump look like a genius
O S
O S Degi Síðan síðan
Stephen, you’re Biden’s 🕳.
motherofgrr
motherofgrr Degi Síðan síðan
Nobodys gonna comment about the fact that they let the word "Pussy" slide knowing it doesn't mean CAT AT ALL😂😂😂
V S
V S Degi Síðan síðan
Braindead Biden... The cat probably starve..
GiarkReleos
GiarkReleos Degi Síðan síðan
was this stolen verbatim from the new fox comedy hour ????
GiarkReleos
GiarkReleos Degi Síðan síðan
the tone and inflection was
GiarkReleos
GiarkReleos Degi Síðan síðan
it wasn't really puntastic or phunny
Fat Whataburger Guy
Fat Whataburger Guy Degi Síðan síðan
And there's some VBNMW leftists and suburban liberals in the comments. Beware sane people
Anthony Campagnolo
Anthony Campagnolo Degi Síðan síðan
I thought I was watching Fox for a second. This sounded like the newest scandal
kassarc16
kassarc16 2 dögum síðan
Didn't Lefties attack Trump for not having a First Pet in this exact way? Yes, y'all did. Literally your own parody.
Vern Shook
Vern Shook 2 dögum síðan
But, the burning question.....Has the Obama portrait gone up yet?????
Panda Bear
Panda Bear 2 dögum síðan
Here you go this is who is playing joe cause this isn't joe it's jim carey ispost.info/flow/07t9mKVmoajYrsg/v-deo.html
Eriq Kunz
Eriq Kunz 2 dögum síðan
LOLLLLLLL!!! Well done!!
SMB
SMB 2 dögum síðan
I wouldn't let the senile potato anywhere near a pet, a child, a job, woman, children, the economy, our taxes, the list goes on
Bill Randolph
Bill Randolph 2 dögum síðan
"Colbert" is the new phrase when it means ratings crash.
XpertGam0r
XpertGam0r 2 dögum síðan
GIMME DA DAM CAT!!!!
Que serra
Que serra 2 dögum síðan
Between the lack of a cat , stealing hamburgers and guns, outlawing Seuss and personally being responsible for the castration of mister potato head , its ot like saving us from corona with common sense and no superspreader events matters. Can y all believe the GOP current line of attack?? Wow.
Que serra
Que serra 2 dögum síðan
This is ridiculous get on the stick Joe. Where's the kitty? He d keep major in line. You need a cat to rule your dogs.
Lilchada
Lilchada 2 dögum síðan
me says ow
Senza Senso
Senza Senso 2 dögum síðan
"We the people...ARE THE GOVERNMENT" - Joe Biden 2021 "We're fooked" - every rational American
Paul
Paul 2 dögum síðan
*BIDEN IS A DICTATOR BY HIS OWN WORDS!* During the campaign, Biden called Trump a dictator over issuing executive orders. But Biden has signed more than *60* in his first 100 days - compared with Trump's 24!
bat in the attic
bat in the attic 2 dögum síðan
Introducing a cat to Major and Champ, without disaster, would be a feat of historic greatness. If President Biden can safely integrate a pet cat into that family - is there anything he can't do? It's like getting lions to lie down with lambs (and not in a preprandial way)! Yet, Alsatians are rather intelligent dogs - perhaps Biden can persuade them to set aside their predatory instincts. Mind, if it works, that would be one heroic cat. Sox - I remember you.
Master Ken
Master Ken 2 dögum síðan
Biden's dog bit my friend back in March. He got paid to shut up.
JJ Wubs
JJ Wubs 3 dögum síðan
Next time Biden is on the show, pull a suprise 'Rescue Cat Rescue'. That will take care of things. "This is Socks VII. Socks comes from an ancient White House Cat lineage. In his black and white tuxedo, he is dressed for the occasion. Generally easy goin', he is able to find a comfy corner anywhere, even in the Oval Office. However, Socks is adament it then will be renamed 'the Loaf-al Office'. His favourite flavour of cat food is tuna, the least favourite is, you guessed it... malarkey"
Tess Winker
Tess Winker 3 dögum síðan
Schrodinger's cat? White house edition?
Muhd Hanif
Muhd Hanif 3 dögum síðan
But i want to ask seriously, Where Is The Cat You Promised Joe??
K Quilor
K Quilor 3 dögum síðan
I really do want a presidential cat tho
MzMaverick !
MzMaverick ! 3 dögum síðan
They've already attacked his dog's appearance calling him a junk yard looking dog.. no level of attack is beyond them or surprises me!
EcoAnarchist
EcoAnarchist 3 dögum síðan
Final Part *QUOTES* "The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves." ~Vladmir Lenin "Rights aren't rights if they can be taken away, they're temporary privileges. That's all we've ever had in this country." ~George Carlin "Those who control the past control the future." ~George Orwell 1984
EcoAnarchist
EcoAnarchist 3 dögum síðan
Part III *SOLUTION* *Anarchists* = anarchia (freedom) *Free* Food Water Shelter Education Holistic Medical Care *No* Currency Authority Prisons Banks Corporatism/Capitalism Government Taxes
mark bushnell
mark bushnell 3 dögum síðan
I hope this story has LESS than nine lives so we can get back to burgers. Where's the beef, Joe! Where's the beef!
Julia Hartshorn
Julia Hartshorn 3 dögum síðan
Q: can someone please tell me why, in USA, the term, 'Government of the People', refers not to the government, or the party with the most votes, but to the minority party, is (currently) the Republicans?
eric loyola
eric loyola 3 dögum síðan
Trump grabbed it by the cat.
Jeni Toten
Jeni Toten 3 dögum síðan
Cat picks you, you don't pick the cat. Obviously these GOP people don't know cats.
stone1andonly
stone1andonly 3 dögum síðan
Ted Cruz's face is a form of animal cruelty all its own!
Robin Hahn
Robin Hahn 3 dögum síðan
All of cat-loving ISpost is invested in this very scandalous story!
E. S.
E. S. 3 dögum síðan
This is stupid. For stupid people. Colbert your discourse sucks and you aren’t funny. Love is peace.
Scott Deaton
Scott Deaton 3 dögum síðan
Sounds kinda racist and bigoted to me.
Dream of Bacon
Dream of Bacon 3 dögum síðan
The cat is most likely a chinese and russian double agent in any case.
Frank Rizzo
Frank Rizzo 3 dögum síðan
Grab em by the p***y! 🎃 LOL
apostolis x
apostolis x 3 dögum síðan
Cat got your tongue lol
Yuan Tham
Yuan Tham 3 dögum síðan
With a deadly crisis so badly handled by trump , Biden has to pick up the pieces left by trump , that is to protect more American lives and the economy , why bother with an insignificant cat 🐈
adam johns
adam johns 3 dögum síðan
This cat will totally grift joey b out of millions, joey b cant be going up against cats
james eaton
james eaton 3 dögum síðan
Joe has doesn't anything Worthy of news except CNN talking about a cat. Good job CNN
Joe Biden Official
Joe Biden Official 3 dögum síðan
But i have got Tara and i have helped my friends to make 195 billion in the first 100 days.
N R
N R 3 dögum síðan
_“Could it be more obvious to the libtard sheeple that he's being controlled by a deep state shadow dog?”_ - GOP
N R
N R 3 dögum síðan
_“Could it be more obvious to the libtard sheeple that he's being controlled by a deep state shadow dog?”_ - GOP
Cynthia Brent
Cynthia Brent 4 dögum síðan
Don't worry... There WILL be a kitty 🐱 at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue-- to deal with those #Republikkklans who are so desperate to nail POTUS Joe Biden for "something."😼😼😼
ever97ish
ever97ish 4 dögum síðan
🤣🤣🤣
imkerbal
imkerbal 4 dögum síðan
They kill his dog yet?
mary jones
mary jones 4 dögum síðan
lol, ty lssc fam.
Thomas Raywood
Thomas Raywood 4 dögum síðan
Hope they name it Stripes.
S R
S R 4 dögum síðan
It was just to get the "cat person" vote!!! Low, Joe, ...low!
Confuddle Leg
Confuddle Leg 4 dögum síðan
I love that this was done the same day that announcements are made on his cat coming to the White House.
Paulyne Wilburn
Paulyne Wilburn 4 dögum síðan
🗣🔊🔊 PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN , DID HAVE A CAT . 🍊 🤣🤣 HE'S JUST NOT ALLOW IN THE WHITE HOUSE 🏛 NO MORE . 👤 , HE JUST LEFT IN JANUARY, CAUSE HE WAS SUCH A LOSER AND HE JUST HAD TOO GO 🏌️‍♂️🦊 CAUSE HE DIDN'T FIT IN 👤 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joseph Q
Joseph Q 4 dögum síðan
💜2021✨Amen pass the Word... #MillenniumLanceAndTheOpenScroll 🌹 Daniel 11-12 Revelation 20-21 keeping the Faith... 💜😎
Tom McAllister
Tom McAllister 4 dögum síðan
‘Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.’
Baba Ayman
Baba Ayman 4 dögum síðan
Holy shit that's hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lily Jade
Lily Jade 4 dögum síðan
question: when Potus Biden gets on plane, it becomes Air Force One.... when Potus rides on Amtrak, it's call ...???
Valerie J. Norse
Valerie J. Norse 4 dögum síðan
Great possibility for funny answers! (Wish I'd been able to think of one.)
Dshew89 D
Dshew89 D 4 dögum síðan
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Dshew89 D
Dshew89 D 4 dögum síðan
GUYS THEY ARE DELETING DISLIKES FROM THE TOTAL NUMBER. CHEATS. WHAT A DISHONEST DEMOCRATIC PARTY. THEY ARE LOSING AND THEY KNOW IT IN THE FORM OF PUBLIC OPINION... President Biden Delivers Remarks at an Event Marking Amtraks 50th Anniversary DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.1k 294 9:30PM 1.9K 305 Vice President Harris Delivers Remarks on the Progress Made During the First 100 Days in Office DISLIKES/LIKES 3:55pm 2.8k 358 9:00PM 2.7K 362 Vice President Harris Participates in a Roundtable Discussion DISLIKES/LIKES 4:00pm 1.6k 142 9:30PM 1.3K 150
MGCollins2813311
MGCollins2813311 4 dögum síðan
Major is getting a therapy cat for all the bad hoodoo left by the last administration.
Carol Miller
Carol Miller 4 dögum síðan
Get a sassy, attitude cat in the white house to chase Major all over the WH lawn and he'll be a whole different dog. A cat might even teach secret service guys a thing or two! meeeoowww 😹 😻
Carol Miller
Carol Miller 7 klukkustundum síðan
@Dfuher D Hope they post some YT vids!
Dfuher D
Dfuher D 4 dögum síðan
According to Dr. Biden, Major has been in training to be with cats including going on trips to cat shelters. Fear not, that kitty will have him trained in NO time 🙀
Brian Kleinschmidt
Brian Kleinschmidt 4 dögum síðan
Our local shelter has a silly looking cat for adoption. Go see "Cara" at elkcountryanimalshelter.org/
Carla M
Carla M 4 dögum síðan
I want a cat in the WH
Brian Kleinschmidt
Brian Kleinschmidt 4 dögum síðan
Sufferin' succotash, a puss can't get a break.
Miriam Bucholtz
Miriam Bucholtz 4 dögum síðan
Cats choose people. Biden just hasn't been found yet.
Cherry Red
Cherry Red 4 dögum síðan
Jesus, give us a warning before you show us a close-up of Ted Snooze's face (:44)😨!!
VideZoniX !
VideZoniX ! 4 dögum síðan
Nice. Really well done
Trekkie from New Zealand
Trekkie from New Zealand 4 dögum síðan
Presidential pets: * Bill Clinton: One cat 🐈 and one dog 🐕 * George W. Bush: 3 dogs 🐕🐕🐕 and one cat 🐈 * Barack Obama: Two dogs 🐕🐶 * Donald Trump: Stephen Miller 🐍 * Joe Biden: Two dogs 🐕‍🦺🐕
crovax 13
crovax 13 4 dögum síðan
At least they admitted that Joe Biden is president at the beginning of the ad!
George B. Wolffsohn
George B. Wolffsohn 4 dögum síðan
Some folks are cat people and some are dog people.
George B. Wolffsohn
George B. Wolffsohn 4 dögum síðan
😂🤗😂🤗😂🤗❗my bad. This sounded so typical of GOP BS I thought it was real.
Sugar Skulls
Sugar Skulls 4 dögum síðan
WHERE IS THE CAT?! 🐈‍⬛😂
Alex Sent
Alex Sent 4 dögum síðan
So now i guess América it’s better off from the orange sphincter right? Steven
Laura K
Laura K 4 dögum síðan
I think his dogs would go after a cat like a rabbit. Bad idea.
Laura K
Laura K 4 dögum síðan
@Valerie J. Norse Still they are in a high stress environment. I wouldn't risk it.
Valerie J. Norse
Valerie J. Norse 4 dögum síðan
Champ is old and mellow. Major might try to give a cat a hard time, but I think he will learn better. Cats don't cower before dogs.
INTERYTP
INTERYTP 4 dögum síðan
The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. The cat is a lie. - Some person idk who but they didn't assume the correct Submission Position lol
Mountain LWolf
Mountain LWolf 4 dögum síðan
Almost like when NewsMaxx did a news segment on how ugly Joe Biden's dog was...
- Beeman
- Beeman 4 dögum síðan
After the incidents with both of their dogs, I hope the cat doesn't bite, and is declawed. Then again, it will probably whip somebody with its tail.
Tana Darko
Tana Darko 4 dögum síðan
I love the woman who has to deal with the press and is quite honest about how stupid their fucking questions can be.
Antoine Trépanier
Antoine Trépanier 4 dögum síðan
Wait... Wait. Who organizes cat boxing matches? Where does that footage come from?
prof. stein
prof. stein 4 dögum síðan
If republicans actually tried this, it should not even remotely surprise anyone.
leafy one
leafy one 4 dögum síðan
As a cat person I love this. But if biden doesn't want one now I have no problem with it. I'd rather have universal health care. And $15 minimum wage.
Valerie J. Norse
Valerie J. Norse 4 dögum síðan
Sadly, either of those issues must go through Congress. Biden raised the minimum wage of federal contractors to $15 an hour, but that's the most he can do unilaterally.
Cybr Friends
Cybr Friends 4 dögum síðan
God Bless President Joe Biden, God Bless America and its Democracy! Finally leadership we can have hope and believe in!
Fauler Perfektionist
Fauler Perfektionist 4 dögum síðan
Oh, I'm sure he's just Biden his time.
Fauler Perfektionist
Fauler Perfektionist 4 dögum síðan
"A _thcandaluth_ betrayal!" 😆😆😆
argonsfolley
argonsfolley 4 dögum síðan
IMO, cats are all MAGA. They have the clear lack of empathy that is a distinctive feature of the breed.
argonsfolley
argonsfolley 4 dögum síðan
Sneaking in the "grab 'em by the pussy" clip was pure gold.
Don Surlylyte
Don Surlylyte 4 dögum síðan
this isnt so far from what they will be airing
Make Racists Afraid Again
Make Racists Afraid Again 4 dögum síðan
I can't live without a cat and a dog.
Gin Sanders
Gin Sanders 4 dögum síðan
LOL! Nice!
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