Ted Cruz pranked in his sleep by Kindly Granny

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

7 dögum síðan

When Ted Cruz got sleepy during President Biden's joint address to Congress, a kindly grandma helped him get some shut eye.
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ZR1Terror
ZR1Terror 6 klukkustundum síðan
That’s how lame and boring out president is. So incompetent and embarrassing for this country.
cr1m1nalspeed
cr1m1nalspeed 9 klukkustundum síðan
Sleepy Cruz 😂
Nathan Drake
Nathan Drake Degi Síðan síðan
Pretend sleeping is what republicans are capable of which is very sad
skywalkier
skywalkier 2 dögum síðan
Douchebag award
bigbuddhist
bigbuddhist 2 dögum síðan
Stephen Colbert is cringe and so are all you leftist sheep, God bless you all!
Big Cheese
Big Cheese 3 dögum síðan
Wow. Funny.. We should be defunding talk show's instead of cops.
j j
j j 3 dögum síðan
stay off the cocaine teddy
Lady You Go
Lady You Go 3 dögum síðan
That SUCKS he is sleeping he's supposed to represent his Constituents Republicians Democratics and Independents we have got to vote this guy OUT NOW immediately he doesn't care about us he's got to go NOW 🤬🛑🤬😡
Micah Hendricks
Micah Hendricks 3 dögum síðan
I'm sorry we texans love Sen. Cruz
Centurion K
Centurion K 3 dögum síðan
Rafael Cruz had to change his name to appeal to MAGAts. Let that sink in
truthalwayshurts
truthalwayshurts 3 dögum síðan
can you blame him? nope lmaoooo
sosmra
sosmra 4 dögum síðan
Cancun Cruz had a big lunch !
Dillon Sudduth
Dillon Sudduth 4 dögum síðan
Maybe he was sleeping cause he didn't give a shit about what that sorry excuse of a presedent had to say.
Practice What You Preach
Practice What You Preach 4 dögum síðan
Ted Cru😴
Chris Sheehan
Chris Sheehan 5 dögum síðan
I fell asleep too listening to that same babbling demented nitwit
Micah Hendricks
Micah Hendricks 3 dögum síðan
Same
Agnes Galvez,MS, RDN, LDN
Agnes Galvez,MS, RDN, LDN 5 dögum síðan
🤣
Big Pigeon gaming
Big Pigeon gaming 5 dögum síðan
NPC ha ha ha
Egerton Ridout
Egerton Ridout 5 dögum síðan
Hell, Joe Biden made me fall asleep as well!!
Nanyu Busnis
Nanyu Busnis 5 dögum síðan
Blurring out "hole" is like blurring out "face" in "f**kface"
Codemaster
Codemaster 5 dögum síðan
Sleeping Lying Ted
Augmuse
Augmuse 5 dögum síðan
Goodnight Teddy.
Robert Wieczorek
Robert Wieczorek 5 dögum síðan
How do you not take a nap during that speech
Moe Zura
Moe Zura 5 dögum síðan
Tim Scott: "America is not a racist country." Democrats: "Oh, yes it is, UNCLE TIM!" All you need to know...
Theresea Jones
Theresea Jones 5 dögum síðan
What a Speech? Slept right threw it? Nightmares The Socialist Democratics Party spending OUR COUNTRY'S MONEY 💲💰, Oh we don't have ! Oh TAX THE PEOPLE!
Henry Dawkins
Henry Dawkins 5 dögum síðan
Trump use to fall asleep while giving his on speech sleepy Donald 😪
Dawn Lyell
Dawn Lyell 5 dögum síðan
The comments make fun, but seriously, this is a congressional representative falling asleep during his job! Let that sink in for a moment. You the people pay for this representation! Sorry, that I find that shameful!
Chris Sheehan
Chris Sheehan 5 dögum síðan
RBG fell asleep on the supreme court. She was 86 years old 😂 isn't it time we have term limits?
Ryan Maggs
Ryan Maggs 5 dögum síðan
Sleeping at work gets anyone else fired? Why do the people that say they are working for us, get caught sleeping at work? That isn’t working for us or even knowing what’s going on? This is ridiculous!!!! 175k a year and is sleeping at work on camera. Why is he not fired?
Hải Tuấn Nguyễn
Hải Tuấn Nguyễn 2 dögum síðan
What about Sleepy Joe?
Napoléon I Bonaparte
Napoléon I Bonaparte 5 dögum síðan
He’s sleeping to Kokomo playing in his head, with an added, “Cancun” to it...
Dick Hammer
Dick Hammer 5 dögum síðan
At least he didn't go to his buddy Jeffs island! I'm not a fan of either.
Serg Vargas
Serg Vargas 5 dögum síðan
He was dreaming sunny beaches in Cancun!!!
Kurdati
Kurdati 5 dögum síðan
10 cures doctors won't share for insomnia
Chris Albert
Chris Albert 6 dögum síðan
Writing a-hole on Cruz's head is a little redundant, given how obvious it is.
Brian McManus
Brian McManus 6 dögum síðan
El Grande Tool
MVVpro
MVVpro 6 dögum síðan
Cruz: "My daughters told me to fall asleep".
Dave Bartosh
Dave Bartosh 6 dögum síðan
Cruz earining his paycheck doing what the GOP does best, nothing productive.
Tedger
Tedger 6 dögum síðan
Where is Fox news coverage of sleepy Ted?
Leon Bachman
Leon Bachman 6 dögum síðan
Joe put the world asleep
Tam Tam
Tam Tam 6 dögum síðan
Ted did what the 11M people did at home while watching---dozed off. That speech was a dumpster fire of bore...c'mon man.
Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown 6 dögum síðan
Sleepy sleepy ted
Oboro
Oboro 6 dögum síðan
What a literal manbaby Ted is.
Clockwise Cat
Clockwise Cat 6 dögum síðan
Ted Douche
iBenNguyening
iBenNguyening 6 dögum síðan
Biden sounds like the crazy old Grandpa those goes on and on talking about nothing and you always try to slowly walk away…….
the great
the great 6 dögum síðan
I would have used jigglypuff but Nintendo might suee
Pac man
Pac man 6 dögum síðan
What was the purpose of this?
FleshandBlood2024
FleshandBlood2024 6 dögum síðan
Oh geesh that shit was so boring 😴🙄😒 as hell , no wonder he is the "SLEEPY GRANDPA JOE!" 🤭🤭🤭🤭😅
M. Phoenix
M. Phoenix 6 dögum síðan
All that guy offers is political theater, get rid of him Texas.
Micah Hendricks
Micah Hendricks 3 dögum síðan
No thank you we like him
Joshua Flaud
Joshua Flaud 6 dögum síðan
#tedsnoozerloser
jbt PA
jbt PA 6 dögum síðan
Permanent marker I hope.
kk P
kk P 6 dögum síðan
fuck i'd fall asleep too. In fact, I play biden's speech when i want to go to sleep
Trump is a big fat loser
Trump is a big fat loser 6 dögum síðan
I’d play Trump’s speech when I a want to get orange
Guapardo Guapardez lll
Guapardo Guapardez lll 6 dögum síðan
Why is everybody quick to dislike Ted. That was the most punk rock thing I’ve seen from any Senator. Ted is cool 😎 That speech was boring and radical just like he called it. Most popular President my ass!
Robert Lust
Robert Lust 6 dögum síðan
0:10 seconds Dedicated to Deputy Chef Thomas Quinlin Pending ROI from Columbus Police Recruiting
Chuck Howard
Chuck Howard 6 dögum síðan
Hes dreaming of tucker and hannity tag teaming his wife
Bats Man
Bats Man 6 dögum síðan
Ted Cruz needs to change his brand of dope.
John Browne
John Browne 6 dögum síðan
Who wouldn't get sleepy when Sleepy Joe is talking? Biden should shill for Sominex.
Cosmo Genesis
Cosmo Genesis 6 dögum síðan
😅😅😅
Jindrich Zapletal
Jindrich Zapletal 6 dögum síðan
we should all appreciate how much nicer person Ted is when he is asleep
James Harris
James Harris 5 dögum síðan
Jindrich Zapletal: And when there is a mask covering his face. And when his mouth is shut. And.... :-)
Danielle Diaz
Danielle Diaz 6 dögum síðan
No just as shitty. It radiates from him like Chernobyl just happened
humdrum
humdrum 6 dögum síðan
Writing that on his forehead is like working for the Department of Redundancy Department.
002
002 6 dögum síðan
Ted's tired from kissing trumps azz
leon beever
leon beever 6 dögum síðan
Can't say as i would blame him. Biden probably just got up from his nap and won't be able to complete sentences anyway.
Melvis1
Melvis1 6 dögum síðan
Folks, there are a few suspicious accounts, like The Magic Man, who only joined 6 days ago, with no subscribers, so please be careful. The bots and trolls are really trying to earn their Ruskie money OR it’s Eric trying to earn his daddy’s approval...can’t say love cause we all know the former guy’s love goes to only one - Ivanka!
Joshy Nailz
Joshy Nailz 6 dögum síðan
When you listen to Ted Cruz talk
movaughn20
movaughn20 6 dögum síðan
Ironic, he's dosing off when Biden is talking about emergency relief... Such as Texas is recovering from... Texans might want to find out why there getting screwed on there power grid...?
moses knows
moses knows 6 dögum síðan
That's the same thing "Mr Sandman" does when he's supposed to be working for the people of Texas...
Tskmaster
Tskmaster 6 dögum síðan
What a world we live in that you can write "Ass" but if you put "Hole" next to it, it has to be censored. How did I know it was "Hole"? It's Ted Cruz, he always has "ass****" written all over his face.
David Hemsley
David Hemsley 6 dögum síðan
View figures published. Looks like millions didn't want to be bored to sleep.
sewerslide 1312mg
sewerslide 1312mg 6 dögum síðan
godam pill head
Jaime Torres
Jaime Torres 6 dögum síðan
Honestly...... it was so lame I fell asleep to
Gene Burkey
Gene Burkey 6 dögum síðan
Too bad we don't have a president worth listening to.
garrick ming
garrick ming 6 dögum síðan
Even more proof Cruz isn't interested in doing his job even when it's as simple as listening to a speech. Time to send him on a permanent vacation.
JDC 5049
JDC 5049 6 dögum síðan
Bedtime for bozo
bernard isaac
bernard isaac 6 dögum síðan
Ass ass in nate what a weird sentence
Laura Walker
Laura Walker 6 dögum síðan
They didn't fall asleep, they conspired before they went in to act like pathetic children. This is what Trump brought to America, an era of idiocy. 100 republicans got to go, they picked the worst on purpose. They are an embarrassments. They offer nothing, except faux outrage. No policies, absolutely nothing. They'd be gutted if Mexicans stopped trying to cross the border because all they'd be left with is to rage about what private companies like those that own Mr Potato head, or Dr Seuss decide to call themselves, or books they decide print or not print. They are now just a party of QNuts and Twitter trolls.
Michael Marceau
Michael Marceau 6 dögum síðan
Poor Ted. Being a traitor is tiresome.
Meyike S
Meyike S 6 dögum síðan
I think Ted Cruz has dementia!
warren rubin
warren rubin 6 dögum síðan
Dreaming of the good times with carlie
james krawetz
james krawetz 6 dögum síðan
That’s when Ted is most productive. Don’t wake him up. Let him stay on the Cruz Snooze.
Mark Nelson
Mark Nelson 6 dögum síðan
as-wipe is a better description
New Message
New Message 6 dögum síðan
No worse than what his daughters must write on his face every morning, I'm sure.
JP
JP 6 dögum síðan
Sure.
Orthodadday
Orthodadday 6 dögum síðan
😂😂😂
Jennifer Fuentes
Jennifer Fuentes 6 dögum síðan
Ted Snooze 🤣🤣🤣
Pronto
Pronto 6 dögum síðan
Don't give the prison tattoo artists ideas.
Kenneth T
Kenneth T 6 dögum síðan
Zodiac killer
Margaret Peabody
Margaret Peabody 6 dögum síðan
That Grandma sounded like Madea and it is something she'ld do. Fun stuff, Tuning Out the News.
CrimsonBlasphemy
CrimsonBlasphemy 6 dögum síðan
Ted "Cancun" Snooze. Rafael needed his nap.
Laura Walker
Laura Walker 6 dögum síðan
They didn't fall asleep, they conspired before they went in to act like pathetic children. This is what Trump brought to America, an era of pathetic idiocy. 100 republicans got to go, they picked the worst on purpose. They are an embarrassments. They offer nothing, except faux outrage. No policies, absolutely nothing. They'd be gutted if Mexicans stopped trying to cross the border because all they'd be left with is to rage about what private companies like those that own Mr Potato head, or Dr Seuss decide to call themselves, or books they decide print or not print. They are now just a party of QNuts and Twitter trolls.
sockpuppetbitme
sockpuppetbitme 6 dögum síðan
For a few fleeting moments 'Cancun Snooze' had snuck back across the border to the promised land, sunbaking with a pina colada in his hand... with no damn mask...Zzzzzzzzz
Brandon Young-Kemkes
Brandon Young-Kemkes 6 dögum síðan
I wouldn’t of used dry erase.
phantom 7 cross rose
phantom 7 cross rose 6 dögum síðan
Between sniffy and devie ( couple of examples of soporifics) it's a wonder the whole country not asleep 😴💤😇
Tea Nelson
Tea Nelson 6 dögum síðan
Come on Sen. Cruz as an Independent I’m telling you that was so disrespectful from the tweet you sent to falling asleep. Get it together man you have kids why you teaching them this shameful behavior?
TJ James
TJ James 6 dögum síðan
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Laith d
Laith d 6 dögum síðan
That's not his fault, haven't gluten free dinner and listen to the hypnotic speech from the totally and definitely sleepy Joe and his 2 once upon a time women ... I will snore
Todd F Packer
Todd F Packer 6 dögum síðan
Man I fell asleep too......Thank GOD I wasn't the only one. ..
Todd F Packer
Todd F Packer 6 dögum síðan
@Laura Walker Make sure you take the Vaccine. ... Remember Donald Trump said so #46
Laura Walker
Laura Walker 6 dögum síðan
I've also slept a lot better since the orange nutcase was booted out of the white house. Finally Americans can sleep easy knowing there's a competent president.
Doug Ohaver
Doug Ohaver 6 dögum síðan
I cannot stand Cancun Cruz but you're still getting a thumbs down cuz I'm sick and tired of these miniscule tidbits thrown on ISpost just to get views.
Mike G
Mike G 6 dögum síðan
I love Joe... but he would probably put me to sleep too
JP
JP 6 dögum síðan
Wow someone with some common sense. I disagree with you, but even if it were some republican in there, if it were over 15 minutes I'd be out 😂
Fortitudine Vincimus
Fortitudine Vincimus 6 dögum síðan
All that effort of fighting the "radical left" has made Ted a little sleepy...
JP
JP 6 dögum síðan
@Fortitudine Vincimus Wow, you do know that conservative beliefs are more in line with Jesus', right? Abortion, transgenderism, homosexuality? Jesus wasn't any of those, and if you are implying that Jesus is comparable with Biden, then you seriously have misinterpreted the faith.
Fortitudine Vincimus
Fortitudine Vincimus 6 dögum síðan
@JP Yeah... caring about the well being of others is so "radical". If Jesus came back today all you morons would label him a "radical left communist Marxist"... and crucify him all over again.
JP
JP 6 dögum síðan
No need for the quotes, they are quite literally radical.
TheMovingForest .303
TheMovingForest .303 6 dögum síðan
Snuuzz Cruz 🤡
Sigma
Sigma 6 dögum síðan
I would’ve fallen asleep too, what a bore that speech was.
Chris
Chris 6 dögum síðan
Such a disgrace to us decent Texans and America as a whole.
JP
JP 6 dögum síðan
Speak for yourself, most Texans are conservatives, and the decent ones...
Maria Azevedo
Maria Azevedo 6 dögum síðan
He's such an idiot. At least while he's sleeping no stupidity comes out of his mouth. Great illustration!🤐🥱
NightOwL News&Videos.
NightOwL News&Videos. 6 dögum síðan
Hes fake.
MD4564
MD4564 6 dögum síðan
Teddy only woke up when Republicans says something
Andrew Alderman
Andrew Alderman 6 dögum síðan
Ted Snooze
Vince Webb
Vince Webb 6 dögum síðan
who is the real ass hole joe Biden just saying random and boring stuff or ted Cruz falling asleep like a normal human being would do listening to joe Biden
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