Grandpa Joe Has A Biden Ticket

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

8 dögum síðan

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Ummæli
Chelsea R.
Chelsea R. 2 dögum síðan
😂
Maribel Caudillo
Maribel Caudillo 5 dögum síðan
I like "The Late Show" virtual better! The sketches, animations, musicals, Stephen's wife laughs and Steven silliness is all the show needs. No music or actor guess nor audience!
Brian Gonigal
Brian Gonigal 5 dögum síðan
The ad I got right before this? The Apple spot pushing their new blue iPhone color using the original version of the “Candyman” song from this same movie.
Deborah Zal
Deborah Zal 5 dögum síðan
Stop glorifying the insurrection and the awful things these criminals did!
Admiralty86
Admiralty86 6 dögum síðan
Wow! Well done! I usually don't enjoy these intros.
Bill Thompson
Bill Thompson 6 dögum síðan
for those of us who recall Jack Albertson’s distinctive voice, the dubber fell shy of conveying, oh, let’s call it Grampiness - parallel, tho unrelated to truthiness, save the verisimilitude component. He was craggy of tone as Chico’s Man, which, no doubt, made him a shoo-in for grampa in original Willy Wonka movie.
Estoy Hasta LaMadre
Estoy Hasta LaMadre 6 dögum síðan
I just don't GET IT... If "science is settled"...how come BIDEN is allocating billions $$$ on Climate Change "RESEARCH" and Paris Accord BULLSHIT?? zero-carbon BY 2050? SHIT, THE ERA OF STUPID ...Zero emissions from ENERGY by 2030??? How come an entire nation believes such BULLSHIT demagoguery???? Does it mean that the entire USA army, navy, and air forces will be TERMINATED ???...USA military apparatus has emitted 1,212 million metric tons of GHG in 6 years (measured in CO2equivalent, or CO2e). And of these military operations, it is estimated that total war-related emissions including for the “overseas contingency operations” Just in the major war zones of Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, and Syria, more than 400 Million Metric Tons of CO2e...NOT TAKING INTO ACCOUNT: WATTER, FOOD, CLOTHING, COMMUNICATIONS, CIVIL TRANSPORT, HOME EMISSIONS...ETC ETC... MORE THAN ALL AUTOMOBILES IN THE CONTINENTAL USA. So either Biden and AOC are sublime hypocrites or they are conveniently very, very STUPID!...iN FACT IS ONLY MORE AND MORE MONEY FOR THE USUAL SUSPECTS! IT IS TIME FOR “THEM WARMERS” TO FUCK OFF!!! The catastrophic apocalypses did not happen!! They have kicked the can for decades…is enough! It like the second coming of Jesus….not today, tomorrow! For decades now the entire planet has been tortured by the perverse dogma created by a group of deranged sick ultra-greedy groups. You know “the usual suspects.” The common novel but ignorant (In regard to scams and big monetary subterfuges) people that work hard, sustain a family, enjoy the real value of life like family BBQs sons, daughters a wonderful woman or man, family, sunsets, dawns, a beer...you get the picture…and PAY TAXES!! The good people that believe in politicians, scientists, priests, and all the parasitic scum of the IPCC, NASA, NOAA…zoo. Criminals, vampires, and immoral media hoes, soaking the blood of society venting the flames of manipulated data, dogma, and fear through the shock doctrine! The good news is: they all said the by 2020 the planet will be destroyed No Food No Polar Ice No beaches No New York No water No Jungle No Amazonia No Coral Riffs No…No…No…No!!! Nothing! So..if their apocalyptic forecasts came and go! IT IS TIME FOR THEM TO FUCK UP!!! I PISS OF WITH STUPID TAUTOLOGIST OBSESSED WITH TAKING OR TAX MONEY BY THE SITH LOAD!! Who do you think is going to pay for the NET ZERO CARBON SHIT??? Biden? Ocasio Cortes? Trump? Obama? Greta Thunderbird? Nop!….Is me and you, to the tune of $1,500 US per capita a year! For the next 79 years!! They will be long gone yes…in their Yates, with their beautiful houses with air-conditioned, traveling the world scaring young kids…they need several generations of ignorant slaves!
Kim Clarke
Kim Clarke 6 dögum síðan
This is awesome. Good job!
Michael Greene
Michael Greene 6 dögum síðan
Stephen has lots of free time on his hands lately. Can we have more, please?💖
xseqer
xseqer 6 dögum síðan
Bravissimo!
David Connell
David Connell 6 dögum síðan
Ça c’était merveilleux!! Etiquette d’or.
Soyborne. Born, made, and undone by the soy.
Soyborne. Born, made, and undone by the soy. 6 dögum síðan
Colbert writers are why we even show up to this channel lolz.
Chris Hupp
Chris Hupp 6 dögum síðan
Brilliant
Martha Villegas
Martha Villegas 6 dögum síðan
Stephen Colbert and team deserve a raise, maybe an Oscar too... Oh wait Batiste won an Oscar!! 💖
Kevin Street
Kevin Street 6 dögum síðan
Pretty sure Major is the biter. You're fine with Champ.
Riley McPhee
Riley McPhee 6 dögum síðan
There was a lot of love that went into this.
007vsMagua
007vsMagua 6 dögum síðan
Good God, how do they come up with this stuff:)
CWLOVE WINS
CWLOVE WINS 6 dögum síðan
Ok. Let the losers stay out
Metal Gaming Warrior
Metal Gaming Warrior 6 dögum síðan
Best...parody...Ever!
Denise Stark
Denise Stark 6 dögum síðan
Comedy gold!
Jonah B
Jonah B 6 dögum síðan
❤️
Parmesana
Parmesana 6 dögum síðan
that was beautiful! golden!
Ollie Vaughn
Ollie Vaughn 6 dögum síðan
Childhood ruined...lol
Javier Fernandez
Javier Fernandez 6 dögum síðan
Very nice.
Tadicuslegion78
Tadicuslegion78 6 dögum síðan
damn Stephen's got a set of pipes on him.
Henry Dawkins
Henry Dawkins 6 dögum síðan
The video they should have used was if I only had a brain for Donald Frump. They wouldn't even have to change the lyrics 😊
Dora Dennis
Dora Dennis 3 dögum síðan
ORANGE MAN BAD!! 🤣🤣
My Getaway
My Getaway 6 dögum síðan
Major and Champ woulda done a better job than the Capitol Police that's for sure
John Antonucci
John Antonucci 6 dögum síðan
Grandpa Joe is TRASH. (Not a Biden reference, but a reference to that deadbeat who decided to stay bed ridden for 20 years of his own accord only to LEAP from that same bed when he thought he could seize a chocolate factory!)
Kindsey
Kindsey 6 dögum síðan
😆
Scryndi SouthFlorida
Scryndi SouthFlorida 6 dögum síðan
Major and champ got thrown in a whole new tile floor environment with no transition my poor babies
Poo Ninja
Poo Ninja 6 dögum síðan
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
kingbadmovie
kingbadmovie 6 dögum síðan
Who let Grandpa Joe out of prison? Frigging scumbag.
Derek Ho 2013's
Derek Ho 2013's 6 dögum síðan
Stephen Colbert grandpa joe has a trump vs Biden wonderful tickets
ArcaJ
ArcaJ 6 dögum síðan
Major and Champ are very good boys. 😃🐶
Derek Mulready
Derek Mulready 6 dögum síðan
Sarcasm I just Love 💕 it. REALLY IRISH 🇮🇪🇪🇺
Napoléon I Bonaparte
Napoléon I Bonaparte 6 dögum síðan
Trump was Augustus and that spoiled kid at the same time.
Dora Dennis
Dora Dennis 3 dögum síðan
Will you ever stop whining about Trump?
Cmorris94
Cmorris94 6 dögum síðan
Veruca salt
Left Is Best
Left Is Best 7 dögum síðan
This is one of their best. 🤣😂🤣😂
The Cooper Tech Kid
The Cooper Tech Kid 7 dögum síðan
People are acting like Biden has actually saved America. Come back to in 4 years and prove the doubters wrong! Not having it only after a few months 🙄
Dora Dennis
Dora Dennis 3 dögum síðan
Biden can't even save people from getting bitten by his dog...lol. They are so wrapped up in hatred of Trump that they can't see how awful Biden is.
The Cooper Tech Kid
The Cooper Tech Kid 6 dögum síðan
@Derek Mulready ....... It's all talk at the moment......... Just like when Trump was in power!
Derek Mulready
Derek Mulready 6 dögum síðan
Compare the first 100 Days of trumpie To BIDEN Note the Difference. 🇮🇪🇪🇺
The Cooper Tech Kid
The Cooper Tech Kid 7 dögum síðan
@Moira Wargo a lefty I see 😂😂😂
Moira Wargo
Moira Wargo 7 dögum síðan
can not even use a fucking spellchecker right.
RHayabusa
RHayabusa 7 dögum síðan
Best part 1:17 😉.
MrStGeorgeIllawarra
MrStGeorgeIllawarra 7 dögum síðan
God I hate all the shitty songs in this film that ruin it. Other than The Candman and Pure Imagination, of course. Cheer Up Charlie is coma inducing.
cale
cale 7 dögum síðan
grandpa joe is a jerk
kingbadmovie
kingbadmovie 6 dögum síðan
Couldn't agree more.
Richo
Richo 7 dögum síðan
Bravo 👏 👏 👏
Zesty
Zesty 7 dögum síðan
1:31 “Major will undergo some additional training to help him adjust to life in the White House,” a spokesman said. T****** was in desperate need of the same training, but never received it. Sad!
Duchess of Earl Grey
Duchess of Earl Grey 6 dögum síðan
@Magick Moi Neither was the guy who smeared poop in Congress.
Magick Moi
Magick Moi 6 dögum síðan
Not even house broken 😠 Dumpy not Major. Major has better manners
Denise Bookout
Denise Bookout 7 dögum síðan
Ironically the ad that I had was "The Candy Man can" from IPHONE
occhamsrazor
occhamsrazor 7 dögum síðan
Job here for when the... Shall we say... Less than progressive folks start posting. They will claim that Biden never once said the word Jobs...
death13a
death13a 7 dögum síðan
Good doggos
New Message
New Message 7 dögum síðan
"Tell me more about this wonderful ticket of yours." -Condescending Wonka.
SHOCK PROOF
SHOCK PROOF 7 dögum síðan
🙏🏿G2💞🌎💞2G🙏🏻
Unicorn Vic
Unicorn Vic 7 dögum síðan
Finally we have a real human being in the WH! Hooray for President Biden!
Dora Dennis
Dora Dennis 3 dögum síðan
Keep him away from kids, though...
Pilar Morales
Pilar Morales 6 dögum síðan
Yay👍😄
Joseph Croteau
Joseph Croteau 7 dögum síðan
This is pure GOLD
Michael Harris
Michael Harris 5 dögum síðan
More like solid gold
jsuarmy08
jsuarmy08 6 dögum síðan
More closer to the platinum side
Dr Clown
Dr Clown 6 dögum síðan
......EN Ticket
Derick Lewis
Derick Lewis 7 dögum síðan
Funny 😄
Gabriel Liebowitz
Gabriel Liebowitz 7 dögum síðan
13th!
ahnanda68
ahnanda68 7 dögum síðan
Best dog ever.. and I don't even like dogs 😻 🕊️
Lester Luczak
Lester Luczak 7 dögum síðan
LOL!! 😆
Cherri Pie
Cherri Pie 7 dögum síðan
It slaps tbh
DR Boze
DR Boze 7 dögum síðan
You know, Major and Champ should've been at Joe's side tonight!
Magick Moi
Magick Moi 6 dögum síðan
Some of the crooks on the right might have been nervous about Major checking them out.
くたばれTerraan
くたばれTerraan 7 dögum síðan
Good Dogs.
DR Boze
DR Boze 7 dögum síðan
I think Jack Albertson would've been pleased by this.
Howard Kerr
Howard Kerr 3 dögum síðan
DR Boze: That was my first thought as well.
MrMatteNWk
MrMatteNWk 3 dögum síðan
"Grandpa Goes to Washington" with Jack lasted only 11 episodes (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandpa_Goes_to_Washington ) but the current series is going to last at the very least 4 years
Cate Brooks
Cate Brooks 7 dögum síðan
Oh, glee! Finally someone sings this in key. Ish. Jk: this is inspired. By finally a real human in the White House.
Cha20
Cha20 7 dögum síðan
2nd
Opus 313
Opus 313 7 dögum síðan
Sheer brilliance! Nice work LSSC writers!
Anthony Campagnolo
Anthony Campagnolo 7 dögum síðan
I will never hear this song the same again.
Kamryn Nicolas
Kamryn Nicolas 6 dögum síðan
@Gregory Gus Definitely, I've been using flixzone for since november myself :D
Gregory Gus
Gregory Gus 6 dögum síðan
a trick: you can watch movies at flixzone. I've been using them for watching a lot of movies during the lockdown.
Henry Dawkins
Henry Dawkins 6 dögum síðan
I agree. But Johnny depp version of the movie sucks. He better stick with Captain Jack Sparrow.
Riley Nguyen
Riley Nguyen 7 dögum síðan
😂👍
Banana face
Banana face 7 dögum síðan
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