Veuve Canard D'Epernay Is Your Go-To Pandemic Champagne

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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

6 dögum síðan

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Mr. Observer
Mr. Observer 2 dögum síðan
0:36 😲📚
Luxsword29
Luxsword29 4 dögum síðan
"vouve" lol
fatmn
fatmn 4 dögum síðan
More like this, please!
D Bone
D Bone 4 dögum síðan
Widow Duck. Makes me thirsty just thinking about it.
Samson Delilah
Samson Delilah 5 dögum síðan
What a load of usa bs
EastSider
EastSider 5 dögum síðan
“Why not celebrate the little things with champagne?” They’re not wrong about that.
Joey Levenson
Joey Levenson 5 dögum síðan
Isn’t the thug on the street one of Conan’s staff or writer? I think I’ve seen him in one of the skits.
Valerie J. Norse
Valerie J. Norse 5 dögum síðan
He was. Brian Stack joined "The Late Show" in 2015, and he's done a lot of skits for Colbert. My favorite recurring one is the two funny lawyers -- I wish I could remember their names -- who pop up doing bad commercials giving advice to crisis-ridden politicians.
Ladybug
Ladybug 5 dögum síðan
Absolutely hilarious! Just what you need from time to time - a good laugh. Thank you so much.
JEAN PIERRE
JEAN PIERRE 5 dögum síðan
Gaspiller ce breuvage divin en explosant des bouteilles sur un bowling !!! Quelle bande de barbares ! Du ketchup OK , mais pas du champagne .
Charles Hamilton
Charles Hamilton 5 dögum síðan
Hmmm...the fine folks over at Moët & Chandon must be cringing as you used a mock-up of a Dom Pérignon label for this skit.
Nanyu Busnis
Nanyu Busnis 5 dögum síðan
Rolling on the floor laughing at "christen a new book" thinking that couldn't be topped, only to see "christen a new bottle of champagne" and roll on the floor over again.
epicvoiceguy
epicvoiceguy 5 dögum síðan
Adding this to my demo. Thanks, Stephen! 🍾 (my eye is fine btw)
Un Related
Un Related 3 dögum síðan
Was it you, John Bailey? Working with the Late Show? Awesome! Congrats! Great work as usual
Arion661
Arion661 4 dögum síðan
Amazing job like usual Jon!
D Bone
D Bone 4 dögum síðan
@Van Sage Definately, no one cares about your spam.
Van Sage
Van Sage 5 dögum síðan
@Reese Flynn definitely, have been watching on Flixzone for years myself :D
Reese Flynn
Reese Flynn 5 dögum síðan
a trick : watch movies on Flixzone. I've been using them for watching all kinds of movies during the lockdown.
Christie Hall
Christie Hall 5 dögum síðan
Mmm, a canard is a joke/lie in French. April Fool’s is Canard d’Avril.
JEAN PIERRE
JEAN PIERRE 5 dögum síðan
@Daniella McGee Merci pour l'explication , je me demandais ce que signifiait cette histoire de canard ...( Canard-Duchêne est une marque de champagne réputée de la Montagne de Reims , aucun rapport avec le poisson d'avril ). En tout cas cette blague sur le masque est très bonne !
Daniella McGee
Daniella McGee 5 dögum síðan
April Fools is Poisson D'Avril, though. Fish, not duck. Someone wrote a joke on Twitter about Canard D'Avril with the face mask in profile looking like a duck's beak. Canard D'Avril is a restaurant in Paris.
Denise SEVIER-FRIES
Denise SEVIER-FRIES 5 dögum síðan
Does that make Chad Kroeger Avril's Canard?
maiano guillaume
maiano guillaume 5 dögum síðan
Why the Italian accent?
qwertyuiop
qwertyuiop 5 dögum síðan
It seems such a shame to waste all that champagne.
Jackson
Jackson 5 dögum síðan
This sounds like Jon Bailey.
Edmund Snow
Edmund Snow 4 dögum síðan
It is
fisher king
fisher king 5 dögum síðan
The widow Duck? Is that Donalds grandma?
WD Harris
WD Harris 5 dögum síðan
You don't break champagne bottles and waste all that delicious bubbly!!!!!.......It's just wrong. #alcoholabuse
amuletk
amuletk 5 dögum síðan
Never waste champagne. Bad luck
LieselMD
LieselMD 5 dögum síðan
Widow duck from Epernay?
Angry Doggy
Angry Doggy 5 dögum síðan
In most cases I do celebrate opening a bottle of Champagne by opening another bottle. Looks like I got the right idea.
TheEvertw
TheEvertw 5 dögum síðan
While hilarious, do try to pronounce the French words better when impersonating an french man speaking English ;-)
fisher king
fisher king 5 dögum síðan
Yeah you heard that too? That veuve sounded rather strange
TheEvertw
TheEvertw 5 dögum síðan
ispost.info/flow/mpmFramDo5zSt64/v-deo.html
chez moi
chez moi 5 dögum síðan
Mon dieu, que c'est bon! 🥂
Steve Nickerson
Steve Nickerson 6 dögum síðan
I give you my two thumbs. Now that they are separated from my body, who can tell if they are thumbs up? I enjoyed the bit. Because of that i won’t send my thumbs. Please understand that they are pointed north (Sequestered box), thumbs up, unless you are Sami, then the map is inverted as if they rule the world. No, the intention is two thumbs up. Thank you for a few moments of peace. I enjoyed the segment. Shutting up now.
Ned Ludd
Ned Ludd 6 dögum síðan
Where's the joke?
kiha
kiha 6 dögum síðan
Whose voice was that?🤔 Antonio's?
Edmund Snow
Edmund Snow 4 dögum síðan
It's epicvoiceguy (Jon Bailey)
My Shadow
My Shadow 5 dögum síðan
I was wondering too
TheMymlan
TheMymlan 5 dögum síðan
Iz a veri zzzzexi voice!
Paul Correia
Paul Correia 6 dögum síðan
Brilliant
Duang Chuang
Duang Chuang 6 dögum síðan
lol
Marianne Flambert
Marianne Flambert 6 dögum síðan
Too much champagne ! 140 patients were administered saline solution instead of the Pfizer vaccine 💉 The authorities in Epernay conducted a probe into the incident. They didn’t disclose the reasons for the mixed up.
Cancun771
Cancun771 6 dögum síðan
"The *Widow* of the *Duck* from Epernay" ah huh.
Christel Headington
Christel Headington 5 dögum síðan
Mercy, all I knew was duck.
Sophie Robinson
Sophie Robinson 5 dögum síðan
AakeTraak with coconut?
AakeTraak
AakeTraak 5 dögum síðan
Or an African Sparrow?
U. Synlig
U. Synlig 6 dögum síðan
Perfect, when paired with a _confit de canard_ [d’Epernay].
Napoléon I Bonaparte
Napoléon I Bonaparte 6 dögum síðan
When CBS people ask where their budget went:
Kryzo-P
Kryzo-P 6 dögum síðan
I was born near Épernay, nice free advertising, thanks Monsieur Colbert.
D Bone
D Bone 4 dögum síðan
Are there a lot of widow ducks there?
Kaas1202
Kaas1202 5 dögum síðan
The pronunciation est horrible
JEAN PIERRE
JEAN PIERRE 5 dögum síðan
Kryzo-P Salut ami Sparnacien . Un bonjour de Reims !
fisher king
fisher king 5 dögum síðan
I think Dom Perignon is a better known inhabitant
Angry Doggy
Angry Doggy 5 dögum síðan
I’ll be visiting your area once the measures are lifted. I’m almost out of stock and there’s nothing like starting a lazy Sunday by opening a nice bottle. Or opening one on any other day when c’est l’heure de l’apéritive.
Yuriel Cundangan
Yuriel Cundangan 6 dögum síðan
Veuve Canard: *POURS Rona: DECREASEESSS
Yuriel Cundangan
Yuriel Cundangan 6 dögum síðan
Veuve Canard: *POURS Rona: DECREASEESSSS
Yuriel Cundangan
Yuriel Cundangan 6 dögum síðan
Veuve Canard: *POURS Rona: Decreasessssss
chez moi
chez moi 5 dögum síðan
Do you spam every post on purpose, or do you just have a heavy hand on the 'reply' button?
Space Force Commander, General Stabled Genius
Space Force Commander, General Stabled Genius 6 dögum síðan
People with small hands may not be able to hold the bottle and pop the cork! 🍾 (Not that there’s much to celebrate because their lawyer and their lawyer’s lawyer just got raided by the FBI.)
Denise SEVIER-FRIES
Denise SEVIER-FRIES 5 dögum síðan
😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chris Andersen
Chris Andersen 6 dögum síðan
Yet, the label looks Dom Perignon? Canard indeed. Ya’ll are a punchy after that live show. Aren’t you?
Alain Archambault
Alain Archambault 6 dögum síðan
Too bad I'm a teetotaler.
Valerie J. Norse
Valerie J. Norse 5 dögum síðan
@Daniella McGee -- Thank you so much!
Daniella McGee
Daniella McGee 5 dögum síðan
@Valerie J. Norse Btw. I have noticed you around in comment sections and always enjoy reading your comments. Thanks! :D
Daniella McGee
Daniella McGee 5 dögum síðan
@Valerie J. Norse Yes! In fact I feel like smashing a few bottles right now.
Valerie J. Norse
Valerie J. Norse 5 dögum síðan
@Daniella McGee -- That bowling ball smashing champagne bottles looked AWESOME.
Daniella McGee
Daniella McGee 5 dögum síðan
There's always ten bottle bowling and self defense. In fact, I have found not being a drinker is a great defense for unwanted attention!
Arctic IceFox
Arctic IceFox 6 dögum síðan
You know what this needs? Orson Wells
Wes
Wes 5 dögum síðan
Or, as the show business world knows him, Maurice LaMarche.
New Message
New Message 6 dögum síðan
I'll drink to that. and anything else, really.. it's been a hard lockdown.
Gyrene_asea
Gyrene_asea 5 dögum síðan
Aye.
New Message
New Message 6 dögum síðan
@marjolin .k Done and done!
marjolin .k
marjolin .k 6 dögum síðan
Lockdown too, but muslim. Drink for me please.
Nadia Calembe
Nadia Calembe 6 dögum síðan
I feel you!
EverythingisEverything
EverythingisEverything 6 dögum síðan
voov
Qwerty and Azerty
Qwerty and Azerty 6 dögum síðan
What?!?
1 Din Darbar Tay
1 Din Darbar Tay 6 dögum síðan
ولی اولیا کے دربار دیکھتے رہو شکریہG7
Austin Harris
Austin Harris 6 dögum síðan
First
ZN PRODUCTIONS
ZN PRODUCTIONS 6 dögum síðan
Stephen is my idol, funny and smart. I want to host a late show or a game show in the future, recently I made my own game show on my channel if you interested 😊
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